Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Do I drive you as crazy as you to me? This is all a bad idea, but I'm willing to take it if you are.

Sometimes you just realize down the line that you were lucky that it never lasted.

After almost a year of thinking that I just needed to keep my close friends and to find new ones, I am humbled to realize that my other friends are super spectacular just the way they are. Thank you for loving me despite my identity crisis.

I am on vacation. Stop CALLING me!!

"I risk your incomprehension when I speak to you of matters of my heart. Whenever you respond to me with disinterest or incomprehension, or respond with a socially acceptable triviality, or change the subject quickly...I know at some level that you choose not to know me, and I die a little." - Anonymous

I thought you were amazing...but I guess I was so, so, so wrong.

I am such a forgiving soul. You better be worth it.

Too little too late. Better luck next time.

Yep. The other shoe has dropped, and I'm an idiot for not noticing.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Wow. So this is what it feels like to be finally, finally over you.

Jason Lezak, you're simply amazing.

I survived my first day!

I have Internet!

I think it's funny that the Chicago Tribune reported the pending appointment of the next UIC chancellor before UIC students received any notice by massmail.

Still homeless.

Yep. Done!

8 days and counting...and getting totally freaked out yet again.

Getting over it.